If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.

“We had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started drippin…”

“If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave a…”

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”

“We all wear uniforms, even if we’re conforming to unconformity. People who try …”