If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me buying shoes for you—and selling them to you. I’ll give you the best price (for myself), because business is better when love is the only consideration.

“I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a b…”

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”

“I say he has room to grow, but the bride in the canoe might say, “Groom to row.”

“When a whisper seems like a shout, I know I need to get some sleep. But I can’t…”