If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.

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“If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and …”

“I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small fa…”

“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can…”