If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it.

“I want to be like air. Invisible, yet everybody needs me in their life.”

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”

“A pack of people came to see me. I say a pack because they were werewolves.”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”