If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye contact while you are talking to me.

“Don’t go on a ghost tour, because you won’t see a ghost. Well, you might. Maybe…”

“Bricks could be used to build structures that homosapiens can live in and engag…”

“If your name is Alex Andrew Aaron, and you are a straight-A student, is it beca…”

“Dead men’s fingernails make lovely shallow-grave shovels.”