If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously and flamboyantly, so people will finally start seeing you. I used to be a missing person, and now I’m so visible even a lactose intolerant Helen Keller could see me.

“I admire from a distance. Too close and the flaws form a craterous landscape an…”

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the me…”

“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a coupl…”

“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single per…”