If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’re away, you’re not home.

“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precise…”

“I’m wise when it comes to your issues, and a fool when it comes to mine. Emotio…”

“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole …”

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”