If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flat…”

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'…”