If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.


“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leop…”

“I had a religious experience at a crosswalk.”

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold…”