If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a peaceful Cyclops.

“I’ll keep you in my heart forever, just so long as you don’t clog up my arterie…”

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”

“To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats”

“I want to live long enough to accomplish my life. Being me for a whole lifetime…”