If you're looking to take a long, beautiful drive through life, you might not want to take the cynic view.

“It may be 9:01 am, and I may have a 9-5 business, but if you are a politician, …”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”

“I think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belong…”

“With a tough decision, the act of flipping a coin allows you to figure out whic…”