If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?

“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but th…”

“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve…”

“She had lips like two wavy slices of crisp bacon, and her kisses felt like grav…”

“Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I…”