I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.

“If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.”

“My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if sh…”

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”