I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow will soon be today.

“I never understood the term “Ass hat.” Not until I misplaced my Fedora, and dec…”

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared…”

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot …”

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”