I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.

“Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But s…”

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct sme…”

“The average time for lightning to strike and thunder to hit is how long I love.…”