I’ll do anything for money. Anything except work.

“Dear Mr. Peacock,
I miss your plumage, and I’m flummoxed by your plummeting des…”

“The only thing that stays the same is change.”

“I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, Januar…”

“Looking at you in a mirror makes you more of an ally than an opponent, because …”