I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.

“I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my e…”

“I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t le…”

“The best salespeople are not salespeople, they’re people who’ve not only bought…”

“I use a roll of paper towels like a conveyer belt of dryness.”