I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to go home.

“Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.”

“I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

“Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having ey…”

“Entering an white tie and tails party wearing an ordinary suit, he announced,"P…”