I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up.…”

“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full …”