I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it when I’m able to pay.

“If my love could be represented by a blur, it would be the beating of a humming…”

“He’s being silent again. Tell him to be quiet.”

“I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is …”

“Nine out of ten Jarod Kintzes agree that there is only one Jarod Kintz.”