I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability to communicate “I love you” without actually using words, while only relying on the effective use of empathetic facial gestures.

“You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costu…”

“I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Someti…”

“Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, whi…”

“His breath smelled like a one-inch tall man wearing stinky socks used his tongu…”