I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.

“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”

“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks,…”

“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at le…”

“The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The sad…”