I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”

“Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff insid…”

“Drinks heavily loaded with ice are reasonably effective, but the best way to co…”

“There are an infinite number of reasons to say no. Instead, try to focus on one…”