I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.

“In five years I want to go equally as far as I have come in the last five years…”

“I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I though…”

“When everything is working out for you, it means you are in the wrong gym.”

“My friends call me Two Socks Kintz. They used to call me Barefoot Orafoura, but…”