I’ll never be as old as someone older than me, but I can be older than them if I outlive their lifespan.

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell …”

“If love had an exact location, it would be the spot where silence meets noise. …”

“Me and a group of friends meeting in private to bond and have fun may appear to…”