I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.

“At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great …”

“I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to…”

“If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that…”

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”