I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, January?

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent i…”

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eater…”

“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but th…”