I’ll stab you with a pointy thingy. Not a sword, a knife, or even a mountaintop. No, I’ll use my index finger—and just to make a point about violence.

“Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can cho…”

“A tie is a win for more than one person. But a tie is also a loss equally share…”

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easi…”

“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles…”