I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.

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“Bitch.""Slut.""Whore.""Cunt."I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cun…”

“Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coff…”

“Diesel was about to place the cockroach on the casket, and my purse rocked out …”