I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.

“Being an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the m…”

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”

“I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, p…”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”