I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

“I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my grap…”

“My father is half man, half Zeus. That makes me one quarter fake God. But that'…”

“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”