I’ll throw some dirty clothes under your car and claim you ran over my anorexic friend.

“I’m like a ventriloquist chasing his own voice. I can whisper and shout at the …”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt …”

“Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I have a list of people to kill. All but number 33 are my clones. Who’s number …”