I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two titles and one large bag of regrets. That bag is mostly full of air, like a bag of potato chips, only harder to chew.

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”

“A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage …”

“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“Maybe one day I could fly all over the world and meet other interesting birds.”