I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.

“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove non…”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”

“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or great…”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”