I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.


“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”

“You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look fo…”

“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient…”