I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% false.

“Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect…”

“Fashion Tip Number 12: Gray is not the color to wear if you want to get noticed…”

“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just…”

“I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.”