I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.

“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes …”

“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”

“I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.”