I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on the counter. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy …” “A blanket could be used to let the world know how serious you are. I’m serious,…” “My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as i…” “I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”