I'm a drinker with writing problems.

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it d…”

“Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.”

“I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don…”

“I saw a sign that said 'Drink Canada Dry'. So I did.”