I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!

“I put the hop in IHOP, and jumped on my pan of pancakes and then on to Panama. …”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.”

“Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can cho…”