I’m a fancier. Not a pigeon fancier, but just fancier than you.

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”

“My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I ha…”

“Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.”

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like t…”