I’m a felon, though I haven’t been arrested for it. I’m guilty of stealing large quantities of love.

“Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men sim…”

“If you supplied me a tissue, I wouldn’t need it because I wouldn’t feel like cr…”

“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of…”

“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue …”