I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

“You're arguing that the fragile, rare thing is beautiful simply because it is f…”

“dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with …”

“But that wasn't quite right. I called it a nine because I was saving my ten. An…”

“You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house…”