I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.

“It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the bran…”

“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing …”

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”