I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have susp…”

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every…”