I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.


“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my cl…”

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created…”

“I live on Canal St. My house is only accessible by boat.”

“When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.”