I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish.

“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing …”

“I wrote a coded love note in my report for work. All the letters you need to re…”

“A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like…”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”