I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.

“I want to take a sponge bath, but first I need to take that sponge and wash the…”

“We made love like oysters, and then we ate oysters. Then we made love like two …”

“Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel thi…”

“I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, …”