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“Full-Private Number One in the Awkward Squad of the rank and file of life was S…”

“Morning made a considerable difference in my general prospects of Life and brig…”

“Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, this is a bad business!”

“Waste forces within him, and a desert all around, this man stood still on his w…”