I’m a tiger made out of a paper towel, and I’m going to wipe you out.

“You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But ju…”

“Order for Jarod,” she said as I walked over to pick it up. This was it, this wa…”

“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, bu…”

“I can’t extrapolate a theory of what people would do based on the limited data …”