I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

“Despite my lifetime of declining rich desserts, my evenings spent jogging, rega…”

“There is nothing special in the world. nothing magic. just physics.”

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on whe…”

“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than s…”